The A Word (BBC1, 9pm) Series end as autistic Joe’s dysfunctional family launch their gastro pub and forget all about him. He goes the m word… missing.

My Mum’s Hotter Than Me (Channel 5, 10pm) Delusional parents who think they’re better looking than their kids. But are they? You decide. Watch out for Georgina and her daughter Kayla, both of whom defy belief.