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My state of the nation address to TV's ludicrously unrealistic soap operas.
Read moreWorld class loser of the year award to Emmerdale's vapid vet Paddy for telling his wife he was having an affair with a woman who'd just died in a car crash. Next time this happens, Paddy, here's an idea... keep your stupid trap shut.
Read moreSo the genius who turned EastEnders into the greatest programme in TV history (it says here in this BBC press release) has sensationally quit.
Read morePoor calamity Jane. All she
got for Christmas was a clapped out nine year-old Vauxhall. And it went
downhill from there.
The Beeb's public funded EastEnders writers don't understand the cut and thrust of commerce. So crap businesses are a way of life in Albert Square.
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