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A handful of people singing on a stage isn’t enough. If it was, we wouldn’t need a panel of famous judges to moan about in the first place.
Read moreBy Matthew Gormley @MatthewPGormley
Read moreQuestion: When the best scene by far in an 85 minute TV show features a couple of urinating dogs, is it a good or a bad thing? Answer: Neither. It’s Britain’s Got Talent.
Read moreIt started on a low with the impossibly pompous girl band Little Mix. And went downhill from there. All the way to ridiculous Robbie Williams caterwauling: “I love my life, I am wonderful, I am magical, I am me.” A preposterous racket.
Read more“They’re very spritely,” insisted host Dermot O’Leary as the geriatric judges took their seats ahead of The X Factor’s preposterously pompous two-night finale.
Read moreBy Andy Simon @AndySimon55
Well; we have finally got here.
Read moreImagine being able to squander five free votes on not just one, but up to five of your favourite acts, whether you’re rich, poor, 94 or 4 years old. Hmmm...4 years old.
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