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Back in the 1980s the once preeminent American sitcom Happy Days was plummeting down the popularity charts at such velocity that the panicking producers got the hero of the show Fonzie to don water skis and leap over a shark.
Read moreOver to Soapland’s fabulous feast of festive blockbusters. Here they are, those powerhouse Christmas plotlines we’ve all been waiting for. EastEnders… weird liar Lee tells more lies to his stupid wife.
Read moreJust a few days to go until the traditional December 25 meltdown and TV’s Cockney rabble are gearing up for another miserable season of bad will.
Read moreDeep in the through-the-looking-glass fantasy land they call Coronation Street the anorexically thin plots are losing credibility faster than David Platt in a runaway car.
Read moreSo mad Masood’s finally going. After crashing through the credibility barrier many years ago, the problem plagued postie is taking his kid to a third world country “for a better life”. Good luck with that.
Read moreNobody in Walford, other than Jack and his eager Beavers, knows how to pull a bin bag off a roll and put litter into it? It’s just too much now, it really is.
Read moreAfter hurling a bucket of contempt all over ITV’s ludicrously melodramatic soap duds Emmerdale and Corrie I thought it was only fair to check out the BBC’s intelligence-insulting tosh EastEnders.
Read moreAs Emmerdale’s ridiculous rural rabble staged their wacky races and carelessly careered into each other in Yorkshire’s worst-ever comedy car crash they must have assumed that no one would come close in the far-fetched nonsense stakes.
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