Still flogging the nightmare

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Still flogging the nightmare

February 18, 2016 - 14:55
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Quote of the week on The Apprentice as no-hoper Charleine took an optimistic view of her bid to flog the world's worst snack bars... After pitching her untasty turd-like treats to a health shop chain, the Welsh hairdresser insisted: “It was OK. There were things they weren't too keen on... the name, the packaging and the product itself.” But apart from that, they loved it! (review date 13.12.2015)

Quote of the week on The Apprentice as no-hoper Charleine took an optimistic view of her bid to flog the world's worst snack bars...

After pitching her untasty turd-like treats to a health shop chain, the Welsh hairdresser insisted: “It was OK. There were things they weren't too keen on... the name, the packaging and the product itself.” But apart from that, they loved it!
Meanwhile, out on the streets a dismayed member of the public bit into his “Rejuvenate” and told Joseph: “It's almost like it's gone off.” Which spivish Joe translated into: “They said it was amazing.”

“Sell the dream,” added gormless Gary as the nightmare continued.

I think the idea is the wannabes are supposed to get better as the “process” progresses. In this series, I swear they're getting worse.

Not a single sale for Charleine's team. Ditto useless Brett's bunglers whose oil soaked soggy vegetables resembled rotting piles of dead insects. Everyone's a loser.

Dismayed by marketing man Richard's appalling marketing, “Lord” Sugar asked Brett: “Are you as thick as him?” Good question. But, incredibly, the answer was... even thicker. Bye Brett.